Here at Money Talks we are known for pushing the envelope, and this episode pushes further towards the extreme, sexy and plain absurd than ever before. Want proof. How about a daredevil skateboarder skating off a bridge, cape and all. How about roof top titties and Wheel of Bikini. How about a tranny freestyle in the middle of Union Square.

How about that, indeed. You couldnt make these situations up. . . unless you work for us and convince people to do insane stunts for money.

Thats the only way you can get what we offer here, guys and gals. If that all wasnt enough already, Donnie and Josh head over to a local salon in search of a female willing and able. Josh asks a blonde beauty for a wax, then once behind closed doors, asks for more. Does she secede to his firm offer. Well, Money Talks, so.

Slim and trim

In this installment of Money Talks, we bring you the regal, lethal and barely legal, all at once. From fraternity classics like topless keg stands and titty flashes to skateboard joust showdowns and puddle baths hose downs, we give you a massive does of sex and comedy, prescribed just how you like it.

As an extra bonus, or bonerus, if you will our studs lay pipe to a lucky lumbergirl in a hardware shop whos in dire need of some long, hard wood.

You havent seen it all until youve seen it here.

Nice hardware

This week on Money Talks we pay tribute to our forefathers with a 4th of July extravaganza. In this episode we find 9 red blooded Americans to participate in games both patriotic and erotic. Our Oil Wrestling showdown features babes in body paint representing the U.

S. and Britain. Tug of War is given a modern update, with anal beads instead of rope, asses instead of arms.

While youre waving your freak flag high, dont miss a minute of Fire in the Hole, an extreme stunt involving a girl, a Roman Candle and countless explosions of cumfetti. For the finale, we end the episode with a proper bang, our local studs find ladies who want to celebrate their independence the American way. Support our spoofs, and make love, not war.

Deal or no feel

This week on Money Talks, we kickoff the update with some painful ass shit. We convince a guy to come up to our friends dungeon and get their ass tortured by a hot German Dominatrix. Then we stop this hot little babe on the street, and we get her to show us whats under her little purple top. After that we get two skater dudes to strip down to their skivvies and duck tape themselves to a pole, in the middle of the city, very embarrassing.

Following that we get a girl to walk into a very public place and do something very personal, and the results are pretty freakin hot. To close out the stunt portion of the show, we crash a local pizzeria and get two guys to have a piping hot pizza eating contest. For this weeks dessert we have the classic damsel in distress. One day while putting gas in our SUV, and wondering why it is that a Hummer is necessary in this day in age, we started talking to his beautiful blonde chick.

Turns out she was in the middle of her road trip when daddys credit card stop working. Being the problem solvers that we are, we did what any red blooded American would do… offer the girl money to jump in the back of our ridiculously large SUV and give us a full oil change. Its a win win situation, we get the most value from our truck and she gets to continue on her marry way, the barter system rocks.

Gas for ass

This week on Money Talks, we continue our usual street shenanigans, beginning with the unthinkable. We found this crazy guy that had a tattoo that covered most of his face and convinced him to belly flop into one of the most disgusting rivers in America, Hudson River. Then we decided to recreate one of our favorite 80s movies, with a little street bit we like to call Three Men and a Pizza. After that we ran into a girl on the street that actually agreed to lick a grimy subway pole.

We also grabbed a little hottie walking down the street and got her to show us her sweet ass tatas. Then we found two friends and convinced them to let us give them a ridiculous Guido makeover. The real meat and potatoes of this update is the sex. This week we walked into a local jewelry store and told the hottie behind the counter that we were looking for our special someone.

What she later found out was that by saying our special someone, we really meant our cock. Dont miss a minute because this weeks update because it is hot.

Diamond girl

StrThis week on your favorite dysfunctional web show, we will show you Part 1 of our multi part series, Big City Chronicles. In this episode we begin to really see the effects of recession, mixed in with a side of I dont give a fuck. First up we got a guy on the street to give his friend a pedicure, except the catch was that he had to do it with his mouth. Then we finally unveil one of the coolest helmets youre never going to want to wear… The Money Talks Stink bomb helmet.

Then we got this girl with a humongous, for lack of a better word. ass to give us a quick little poll dance. Then we got this other shmuck to rub icy hot on his balls. I know youre thinking that youve seen that before, but trust me when I say that the results are pretty awesome.

After that we got a little skater dude to take one for the wallet and drink all the dirty water and falafel grease from the street cart on the corner. Then we ran around the beach in search of some good ole tittles ad came up with some pretty sweet results, as a matter of fact it went so well that we met this one little piece of ass on the beach, took her back to the limo, and showed her how to make a dollar the hard way. Dont miss a minute because we are just getting started.

Party bust

This week on the show we hit the streets in a big way and came up with some pretty hilarious bits. First up, we found two lucky guys who were willing to play our outrageous new game show, Spin O Sex. Then we got some dickhead, to let us give him a mohawk, except in the shape of a huge squirting cock.

We also found another guy who agree to let one of his buddies spike volleyball in his face, at close range. Then we decided to find out what happens when you grab a hottie with a killer body, 1200 dissolving tablets, a see through fishnet body suit, and a large body of water. Lets say the answer isnt going to relieve any headaches but it will probably give you a boner.

For our main course, we decided to hit the mall and do some shopping for our girlfriends, we ended up finding a shy little hottie, working behind the counter, that was willing to let us try on a little more than the clothes. Dont miss a minute.

Try and buy

Lets see… Do you like Beetlejuice, Extreme Sports, Naked Chicks, Motorcycles, Wet asses, Breathing, and humongous buttholes. If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you are going to love this episode.

This week we took some of your favorite extreme sports, but we played them with a twist. With hot naked chicks that kinda suck at sports except they look hot all the time. Dont miss a minute of the crazy action as Nadine is joined by her special guest host.. Beetlejuice.

Ever been to a blackout party. Neither have we, but we heard some freaky ass shit be going on at these parties, so naturally we decided to throw one. We put out an anonymous ad for a Blackout party and low and behold some hot little chicks showed up. Lucky for us these two smokin babes were willing to party MoneyTalks style.

Blow in the dark

Have you ever seen a human toilet. Neither have we, so this week on Money Talks Nadine finds another brave contestant to disguise him as a toilet and go undercover in to the girls bathroom. Unfortunately for him, he gets maced.

Also this week we wrap up our Spring Break 2008 coverage with another addition of the booty popping, rump shaking Wheel of Bikini. Later in the show, Nadine convinces a guy to paint his face completely black with a permanent marker, and we put yet another couple to the test, the Finger Jerk test.

Then check out how the money talks crew gets their taxes done, they convince a hot little accountant to do their incum taxes, and lets just say that she is not exactly getting a refund this year.

Incum taxed

Dont miss this week when our two new smoking hot hostesses fill in for Nadine and earn their stripes in Rosarito Mexico. These two chicks were so out of control…they spent the day combing the beach for freaky girls and crazy dudes that are ready to go all the way for money.

These people were so psyched to be on spring break that they were willing to do anything. We got people to stick bottle rockets in their ass, chug the hottest hot sauce around, stick lollypops in their coochie, we even got them to punch each other in the face, and thats just to name a few….

Dont miss a minute. Then catch our WET T SHIRT contest where we got some of the contestants to win some extra cash afterwards. Sex in the clubs is back and the action is all here on this weeks MONEYTALKS.

Soak me down