Here at Money Talks we are known for pushing the envelope, and this episode pushes further towards the extreme, sexy and plain absurd than ever before. Want proof. How about a daredevil skateboarder skating off a bridge, cape and all. How about roof top titties and Wheel of Bikini. How about a tranny freestyle in the middle of Union Square.

How about that, indeed. You couldnt make these situations up. . . unless you work for us and convince people to do insane stunts for money.

Thats the only way you can get what we offer here, guys and gals. If that all wasnt enough already, Donnie and Josh head over to a local salon in search of a female willing and able. Josh asks a blonde beauty for a wax, then once behind closed doors, asks for more. Does she secede to his firm offer. Well, Money Talks, so.

Slim and trim

In this installment of Money Talks, we bring you the regal, lethal and barely legal, all at once. From fraternity classics like topless keg stands and titty flashes to skateboard joust showdowns and puddle baths hose downs, we give you a massive does of sex and comedy, prescribed just how you like it.

As an extra bonus, or bonerus, if you will our studs lay pipe to a lucky lumbergirl in a hardware shop whos in dire need of some long, hard wood.

You havent seen it all until youve seen it here.

Nice hardware

This week on Money Talks we pay tribute to our forefathers with a 4th of July extravaganza. In this episode we find 9 red blooded Americans to participate in games both patriotic and erotic. Our Oil Wrestling showdown features babes in body paint representing the U.

S. and Britain. Tug of War is given a modern update, with anal beads instead of rope, asses instead of arms.

While youre waving your freak flag high, dont miss a minute of Fire in the Hole, an extreme stunt involving a girl, a Roman Candle and countless explosions of cumfetti. For the finale, we end the episode with a proper bang, our local studs find ladies who want to celebrate their independence the American way. Support our spoofs, and make love, not war.

Deal or no feel

This week on Money Talks, we kickoff the update with some painful ass shit. We convince a guy to come up to our friends dungeon and get their ass tortured by a hot German Dominatrix. Then we stop this hot little babe on the street, and we get her to show us whats under her little purple top. After that we get two skater dudes to strip down to their skivvies and duck tape themselves to a pole, in the middle of the city, very embarrassing.

Following that we get a girl to walk into a very public place and do something very personal, and the results are pretty freakin hot. To close out the stunt portion of the show, we crash a local pizzeria and get two guys to have a piping hot pizza eating contest. For this weeks dessert we have the classic damsel in distress. One day while putting gas in our SUV, and wondering why it is that a Hummer is necessary in this day in age, we started talking to his beautiful blonde chick.

Turns out she was in the middle of her road trip when daddys credit card stop working. Being the problem solvers that we are, we did what any red blooded American would do… offer the girl money to jump in the back of our ridiculously large SUV and give us a full oil change. Its a win win situation, we get the most value from our truck and she gets to continue on her marry way, the barter system rocks.

Gas for ass

This week on Money Talks, we continue our usual street shenanigans, beginning with the unthinkable. We found this crazy guy that had a tattoo that covered most of his face and convinced him to belly flop into one of the most disgusting rivers in America, Hudson River. Then we decided to recreate one of our favorite 80s movies, with a little street bit we like to call Three Men and a Pizza. After that we ran into a girl on the street that actually agreed to lick a grimy subway pole.

We also grabbed a little hottie walking down the street and got her to show us her sweet ass tatas. Then we found two friends and convinced them to let us give them a ridiculous Guido makeover. The real meat and potatoes of this update is the sex. This week we walked into a local jewelry store and told the hottie behind the counter that we were looking for our special someone.

What she later found out was that by saying our special someone, we really meant our cock. Dont miss a minute because this weeks update because it is hot.

Diamond girl

StrThis week on your favorite dysfunctional web show, we will show you Part 1 of our multi part series, Big City Chronicles. In this episode we begin to really see the effects of recession, mixed in with a side of I dont give a fuck. First up we got a guy on the street to give his friend a pedicure, except the catch was that he had to do it with his mouth. Then we finally unveil one of the coolest helmets youre never going to want to wear… The Money Talks Stink bomb helmet.

Then we got this girl with a humongous, for lack of a better word. ass to give us a quick little poll dance. Then we got this other shmuck to rub icy hot on his balls. I know youre thinking that youve seen that before, but trust me when I say that the results are pretty awesome.

After that we got a little skater dude to take one for the wallet and drink all the dirty water and falafel grease from the street cart on the corner. Then we ran around the beach in search of some good ole tittles ad came up with some pretty sweet results, as a matter of fact it went so well that we met this one little piece of ass on the beach, took her back to the limo, and showed her how to make a dollar the hard way. Dont miss a minute because we are just getting started.

Party bust